Religious Comic Collector Gifts

"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"

"What did you expect, Joseph? He is fully human and fully divine."

'They're saying the manna DOESN'T taste like chicken.'

"What do you think of the new offering buckets Preacher?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Cariactures

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"You've changed."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Super Dog'

Bears catching fish

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three