Christian Comic Fan Mugs

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

Young Joseph began to think his brothers weren't playing hide & seek. (Biblical Joseph in the pit)

"Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman..."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

"Jesus is not here. Let's check the one over..."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

Money or no money, root of all evil?

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'Yes, and don't call me Shirley.'

'Do you have any oranges?'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

"Hi. I'm Rod. And this is my staff."

Nun Birthday Parties. . .

Manna Helper

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

One of the disciples fools around at the Last Supper.

'It's a girl.'

Sex and Violence....Hell and Brimstone.

After-Death Mints

Jesus meets the 'Little Drummer Boy' again later in life...

He must increase; I must decrease - John 3-30

"The way you kept yelling my name I thought you needed help!"

Ikea Manger

"And now The Reverend Higgins will beat the love of God into each and every one of you."

'I wonder what they wanted with rum this time of night?'

'Of course they haven't been tested on animals!'

"Follow me and I'll make you 'fishers of men'!"

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Jesus walks on water (with his dog Saul) "Jesus Christ, slow it down!"