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'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

Young Joseph began to think his brothers weren't playing hide & seek. (Biblical Joseph in the pit)

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

Money or no money, root of all evil?

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Manna Helper

"Hi. I'm Rod. And this is my staff."

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

One of the disciples fools around at the Last Supper.

'It's a girl.'

After-Death Mints

"The way you kept yelling my name I thought you needed help!"

Sex and Violence....Hell and Brimstone.

Ikea Manger

Jesus meets the 'Little Drummer Boy' again later in life...

"Follow me and I'll make you 'fishers of men'!"

Jesus as a child discovers one of His many peculiarities.

Jesus walks on water (with his dog Saul) "Jesus Christ, slow it down!"

'Of course they haven't been tested on animals!'

'Here it is. You did attend church once when it wasn't Easter.'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'I wonder what they wanted with rum this time of night?'

'I expected the wings and the halo, but not the security badge.'

'So you were born in a manger. This is a primitive area. I was born in a chicken coop.'