Religion Comics Follower Prints

'Yes, and don't call me Shirley.'

Support group for sheep.

"OMG, LOL!"

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

Money or no money, root of all evil?

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"Tell you what, Mark, when we write the gospels, better edit out that bit."

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

Nun Birthday Parties. . .

"Hi. I'm Rod. And this is my staff."

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

The Five People You Will Meet in Hell.

"Hey! Jesus! Shut the door, it's freezing in here. Anyone would think you were born in a barn!"

"Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman..."

"Uh-oh. Get ready for another tribulation. God's raging on social media again."

Sex and Violence....Hell and Brimstone.

"The way you kept yelling my name I thought you needed help!"

"What do you think of the new offering buckets Preacher?"

"Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!"

What's your question for Ask Sadie? Should I invest in crypto? Only if you're a nincompoop who can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality. Besides I was always more partial to Comet the Horse, Streaky the Cat and Beppo the Monkey. Krypto was the most unimaginative pet Superman ever had!!! What? What?

'No gold, frankincense and myrrh, I'm afraid. We were held up at gunpoint by the sheep.'

Young Joseph began to think his brothers weren't playing hide & seek. (Biblical Joseph in the pit)