Religion And Sports Satirist Pillows

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

The Hockey World

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

How's my sermon. . .

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses