Religion And Sports Satirist Mugs

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Freshly ground pepper?"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

How's my sermon. . .

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'Even More Disciples'