Religion-based Satirist Pillows

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

How's my sermon. . .

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

'Even More Disciples'

Sermon Applause.

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Bishops Snooker