Relationship Therapist Favorite Gifts

Insensitive Husband - do not cross.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Relationship Warning Lights

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"You've changed."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Try Mediation

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Window Treatment

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'I hate Mondays.'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

WHO checklist

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"My computer just texted me."