Relationship Restart Enthusiast Pillows

Toot toot, toosie, Goodbye!

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Growing Love

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Biological Cuckoo clock

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

"Too desperate?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Love