Relationship Renaissance Enthusiast Pillows

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

I only have eyes for you

Happy Valentine's Day.

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Funnel of Love

Love

Online Dating

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Funnel of Love

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Dialogue about the relationship.

Raphael

Champagne Bubble

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

You're my Venus

The Tunnel Of Love