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Toot toot, toosie, Goodbye!

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"You lack spontaniety."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Growing Love

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Biological Cuckoo clock

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Hold on

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Too desperate?"

Love