Relationship Mending Pillows

"But ... you must have done something!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

She - Interpreter - He.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I love what you've done with him."

'Will I still be married?'

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Dan and Irene's 'communication problems' improve, thanks to Richard, their couples therapist.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"He never takes me anywhere."

"What do you mean I never take you anywhere? We're here, aren't we?"

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

"Nice try, but I'm still angry."

'Dear Henry, and dear Liza, for the sake of the relationship, just buy a new bucket!'

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"Well that's a load of baloney. I brought you here didn't I?"