Relationship Mending Mugs

"But ... you must have done something!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

She - Interpreter - He.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Will I still be married?'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I love what you've done with him."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

'Of course the physical side of your relationship's broken down, you've let yourself go!'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Dan and Irene's 'communication problems' improve, thanks to Richard, their couples therapist.

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

"What do you mean I never take you anywhere? We're here, aren't we?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"He never takes me anywhere."

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"Well that's a load of baloney. I brought you here didn't I?"

'Dear Henry, and dear Liza, for the sake of the relationship, just buy a new bucket!'

Your relationship can thrive again but you've got to work on it. You've got to experience your feelings and express them. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Sadie, when Mort says that President Obama symbolizes a new era of hope and cooperation, how does that make you feel? Nauseated, insulted, disgusted by Mort's Pollyannaish wimpyness. Good, now say it to Mort. Here? In front of you?