Relationship Journey Pillows

'She's a lovely girl, but she's obviously no good at relationships!'

Dating Agency with Best Before Dates.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

In the Guru District

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Love at First Sight

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"Mr. Right!"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Relationship Warning Lights

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

I only have eyes for you

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

"She's just being Koi."

Love linked

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."