Relationship Journey Pillows

'She's a lovely girl, but she's obviously no good at relationships!'

Dating Agency with Best Before Dates.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

In the Guru District

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Romance

Speed Dating for Turtles

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Relationship Warning Lights

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Mr. Right!"

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

I only have eyes for you

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"She's just being Koi."

Love linked