Relationship Counselor Enthusiast Pillows

"Is there something you'd like to talk about, Gerald?"

'But would you respect me in the morning...?...'

"I don't know, I've never tried?"

"You mean those were your hopes and dreams?"

"You've always let me down in this marriage."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Relationship Warning Lights

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"You've changed."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"