Relational Humor Buff Gifts

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Cat Nip.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Cheeze Wiz.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'He does lack social skills.'

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

The Golfing Accident

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"And would you like flies with that?"

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

Wedding disaster #27.

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.