Relational Humor Buff T-Shirts

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Cat Nip.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"First date hairball... awkward."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

The Golfing Accident

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"And would you like flies with that?"

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation