Relatability Seeker T-Shirts

"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."

How Moms explain.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

WiFi Signals

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

The World's Easiest Airport

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"They’re real."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

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Not much money, glory, or praise

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Cyber Dream

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'Judge Mental.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'