Relatability Seeker T-Shirts

"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."

How Moms explain.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

The World's Easiest Airport

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"They’re real."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

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'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Cyber Dream

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'Judge Mental.'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."