Reality Seeker T-Shirts

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'Can you get me in touch with reality without reality getting in touch with me?'

'I want you to put me in touch with reality, but be ready to break the connection fast.'

'Trial and error - that's what I miss.'

"Get off the internet and get a life."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Crab with a clown face.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Surreal ale

Truth

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Gulliver's other travels.

Hospital Departments

'It's Blurred.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Breakfast surreal.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Thermidor Dali

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

Cinderella

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"That's the fire alarm. . ."