Reality Seeker Prints

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'Can you get me in touch with reality without reality getting in touch with me?'

'I want you to put me in touch with reality, but be ready to break the connection fast.'

'Trial and error - that's what I miss.'

"Get off the internet and get a life."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Crab with a clown face.

ThrEschers.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Escher exhibition first floor

Surreal ale

Truth

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Gulliver's other travels.

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Hospital Departments

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'It's Blurred.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Breakfast surreal.

Thermidor Dali

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Man Ray

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

Francis Picabia

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

"That's the fire alarm. . ."