Reality Check Seekers Prints

Young Super Achiever

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'The 12 Habits of People Just Barely Holding Their Own.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

Psychiatry. I know I've lost touch with reality, but in my defense, reality started it.

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

Psychiatrist. She said she could help get me in touch with reality or boost my self-esteem but not both.

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

'Don't give up the day job...'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'