Reindeer Buddies Pillows

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Reindeer

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Everything for a buck.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"We've made a few changes."

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Great Moment in North Pole History

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"Damned cyclists."

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Santa's Second Stringers.

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Night of the Living Reindeer