Reindeer Aficionados Pillows

'On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen; On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen...wait, this can't be right.'

'Whoa! I guess we shouldn't have eaten those bean burritos before leaving the workshop!'

'So that's why his nose is always red!'

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'

"That does it Rudolph! Take off that mask or you are not guiding my sleigh!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

That one has all the batteries!

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

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"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Everything for a buck.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Great Moment in North Pole History

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"We've made a few changes."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'