Reindeer Enthusiast Pillows

'All right... we've followed the health and safety directives, Can we get on with deliveries now?'

One too many Christmas cookies for Santa.

"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

"Well, guess whose parents are anti-vaxxers?"

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

Rudolph's head is mounted on wall over fireplace.

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

A dog with antlers

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

Christmas Campout - Even the Reindeer Have Fun!

"Rudolph, you have been the team leader for a long time, but you must understand that by insisting on using a mask this year, you are hiding your competitive advantage."

Reindeer Rest Stop

"Damn!. . . Another boil. . . Every Christmas Eve sure as clockwork!"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Reindeer Snow Plough

When Santa left his phone unattended.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"I need to use it. My red nose is not that bright anymore."

"Rudolph! Take off that mask!!"

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Christmas pudding flies fly around Rudolf's bottom.

"Look! The name is Donder! NOT Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

'Twas the night after Christmas.

Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.

'His red nose turned out to be malignant...!!!'

'Rudolph, I can't believe your nose was fake.'

Santa calling out Zorro!!! jumps from a window on to a very nervous reindeer

"What the...? I said 'guide my sleigh' not 'drive my sleigh'."

Santa uses reindeer parts.

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

Night of the Living Reindeer

Rudolph's Washing Line