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"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

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"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"We've made a few changes."

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Great Moment in North Pole History

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

It happened on Christmas Eve

"Damned cyclists."

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.