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"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa on motorbike.

"Who ordered the reindeer steak?!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Reindeer

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Christmas tree exchange

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"We've made a few changes."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Great Moment in North Pole History

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"Damned cyclists."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."