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Santa emergency stop.

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Reindeer

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Christmas tree exchange

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Great Moment in North Pole History

Dec. 26

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

Taxi

Santa Enjoys Venison.

It happened on Christmas Eve

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

Self-driving sled

One too many Christmas cookies for Santa.

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.