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Christmas tree exchange

"It's the same thing every year... cake, a drink and a shovel to clean up the reindeer poo!"

Taxi

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Reindeer

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Everything for a buck.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Great Moment in North Pole History

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

"We've made a few changes."

Dec. 26

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."