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'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

The Life of Pi

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

The Fast Lane.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Reindeer

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Canadian Canoe.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Christmas tree exchange

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Bear Signpost.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'