Reindeer Racer T-Shirts

"For Goodness' Sake! Slow down and watch you're going..."

'Yeah, that's weird...the sleigh has been feeling a bit heavy ever since we left the North Pole!'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

That one has all the batteries!

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Reindeer

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Christmas tree exchange

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Great Moment in North Pole History

Dec. 26

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Night of the Living Reindeer

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.