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"For Goodness' Sake! Slow down and watch you're going..."

'Yeah, that's weird...the sleigh has been feeling a bit heavy ever since we left the North Pole!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Reindeer

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Christmas tree exchange

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Great Moment in North Pole History

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Dec. 26

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"