Reindeer Riders Pillows

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa on motorbike.

"Who ordered the reindeer steak?!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Reindeer

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Christmas tree exchange

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Everything for a buck.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

Great Moment in North Pole History

"We've made a few changes."

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

It happened on Christmas Eve