Reindeer Racers Pillows

"I hate recalls."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

That one has all the batteries!

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Reindeer

Christmas tree exchange

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

Night of the Living Reindeer

Santa's Second Stringers.

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

It happened on Christmas Eve

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Santa Enjoys Venison.

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Taxi

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Self-driving sled