Reindeer Racers Pillows

"I hate recalls."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Reindeer

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Christmas tree exchange

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

It happened on Christmas Eve

Taxi

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

Santa Enjoys Venison.

One too many Christmas cookies for Santa.

Self-driving sled