Reindeer Game Lover Pillows

Now that Rudolph could play with all of the other reindeer, he couldn't decide if he should.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

That one has all the batteries!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Reindeer

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Christmas tree exchange

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Everything for a buck.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Great Moment in North Pole History

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"We've made a few changes."

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.