Reindeer Friend Pillows

While Santa's Hybrid Sled has made environmentalists and animal rights activists happy, there isn't much room left for toys.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

That one has all the batteries!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Reindeer

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Christmas tree exchange

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Everything for a buck.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Great Moment in North Pole History

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"We've made a few changes."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

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