Reindeer Buddy Pillows

'Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you light my fridge tonight?'

"Do me next."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

The Worm Charmer

"Not now, Oliver."

Bird Torture.

'I think he's lonely.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Reindeer

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Christmas tree exchange

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'