Reindeer Buddy Pillows

'Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you light my fridge tonight?'

"Do me next."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

The Worm Charmer

Bird Torture.

"Not now, Oliver."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I think he's lonely.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Reindeer

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Christmas tree exchange

The Sensitive Dude.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Everything for a buck.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

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