Rehoming Gifts

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

Remote control pirate bully

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Knight Golfing

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Tool Box

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

Conservation Area

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Next!'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

The Day Dreamer.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

Man's best friend