Reintegration Gifts

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Robotic Man

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Converted Parking Garage

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'My final offer.'

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

Before The Merger.

"You cleaned out your desk so efficiently you've been rehired and placed in charge of Housekeeping."

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

'We've had to pool our resources.'

'I've got a tight schedule.'

Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Consolidation is tearing us apart.'

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

'It appears that Megalamp Industries, a conglomerate, wants to take over our family.'

Following the Cash Crop

"Sir, the competition is here to discuss the merger."

"We truly regret that you were unjustly imprisoned for 63 years, and we're sure you'll enjoy your new-found freedom."

'Do you mind if I call my parole officer?'

"Do you, Scofield Industries, take Amalgamated Pipe?"

'In tough negotiations I've found a bit of eyeliner really distracts them!'

'The negotiation is in total deadlock. It's time for the medieval option.'

Bob walked away from the halfway house – but only got halfway.

"Oh, I'm comfortable with a job offering minimum security. It reminds me of my last 4 years in prison."