Resettling Gifts

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

She - Interpreter - He.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

You are here.

Moving in

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

We never roam anymore.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Jungle Taxi

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Emigrating to France.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."