Resettling Pillows

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

She - Interpreter - He.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

You are here.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Moving in

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Emigrating to France.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'