Reintegration Mugs

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Robotic Man

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Converted Parking Garage

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Quiet Please: Merger In Progress

'My final offer.'

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'We've just got the results back on our brand recognition since the merger, the good news is it's way up!'

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

"You cleaned out your desk so efficiently you've been rehired and placed in charge of Housekeeping."

Before The Merger.

'I've got a tight schedule.'

'We've had to pool our resources.'

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Consolidation is tearing us apart.'

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

Following the Cash Crop

"We truly regret that you were unjustly imprisoned for 63 years, and we're sure you'll enjoy your new-found freedom."

'It appears that Megalamp Industries, a conglomerate, wants to take over our family.'

"Sir, the competition is here to discuss the merger."

'Do you mind if I call my parole officer?'

"Do you, Scofield Industries, take Amalgamated Pipe?"

'The negotiation is in total deadlock. It's time for the medieval option.'

'In tough negotiations I've found a bit of eyeliner really distracts them!'

Bob walked away from the halfway house – but only got halfway.