Re-enactor Gifts

Knight Golfing

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Oh no, you've got hat hair

Remote control pirate bully

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Piracy on a boating lake

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Missing You.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I think they're up to something.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Moustached gentleman

Goddess

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"But I use all of them!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

'After A Knights Hard Day'