Re-enactor Prints

Knight Golfing

Oh no, you've got hat hair

Remote control pirate bully

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Piracy on a boating lake

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Missing You.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Moustached gentleman

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'I think they're up to something.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Goddess

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"But I use all of them!"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

"Friend or foe?"

Knight school.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'