Re-enacting Prints

Remote control pirate bully

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Sundial Time

"Hipsters"

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Missing You.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'I think they're up to something.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Blue Dress

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"But I use all of them!"

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

How Romans give each other a high five...

Sabrage!

"It's the battering classes"