Historical Reenacting Prints

"Are you sure you're in the right group?"

Remote control pirate bully

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Meet the scribe"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Sundial Time

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Hipsters"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Missing You.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Goddess

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Blue Dress

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"But I use all of them!"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"