Historical Reenactors Prints

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

Joan of Arc Arising From the Flames

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Pirate

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Piracy on a boating lake

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Hipsters"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Sundial Time

Missing You.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I think they're up to something.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"But I use all of them!"

Blue Dress

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"