Historical Re-enactor Prints

'What do you suppose 'Merry Christmas' means?'

'Surely thou canst not believe I'll fall for that one!'

"But I use all of them!"

The Bombardment of Fredericksburg, before Army of the Potomac's Crossing

'It's the technology of the future.'

'I dunno, Friar Tuck. Sometimes I think I preferred the hidout before our visit from the 'Ground Force' team.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

Knight Golfing

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Piracy on a boating lake

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Sundial Time

"Hipsters"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Missing You.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I think they're up to something.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

"I'd say business was brisk."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Blue Dress

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"