Historic Reenactor Prints

King Richard III

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

Maid

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Missing You.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Goddess

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"But I use all of them!"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."