Roman Reenactor Prints

Romans.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

Missing You.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"But I use all of them!"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

"Dad, it's Friday. Can I borrow the siege tower tonight?"