Revolutionary Reenactor Prints

Benedict Arnold

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

"December 25, 1776..."

"But Burr, do you demand satisfaction so much as to go to New Jersey for it?"

"Of course the second amendment stands, I just said no bullets."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Missing You.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I think they're up to something.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"But I use all of them!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."