Historical Reenactors Gifts

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

Joan of Arc Arising From the Flames

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Pirate

Piracy on a boating lake

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Hipsters"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Sundial Time

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Missing You.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Goddess

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Blue Dress

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I'd say business was brisk."

"But I use all of them!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.